Macrolog

Who Could You Take in a Fight?

The Onion asked a veritable cornucopia of celebrities for their responses to one of life’s unanswerable questions. Here are their responses.

As for me, well, I could take Todd Solondz. I’d give him the beating he deserves for all the shit he’s foisted upon us, the fucking weenie.

Tue 18 Feb 2003 at 20:59   ·


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Posted by eoin
Wed 19 Feb 2003
at 15:35

who d fuck is todd solonz? by the way, didn’t appreciate your comments at the end of your “crenshaw’s last stand” entry any more than dave did.

Posted by Mac
Wed 19 Feb 2003
at 18:15

Look, I didn’t mean to sound too bitter about it, but come on, I like stuff that you guys don’t (or rather, stuff you won’t want to spend money on), just like you guys like stuff that I don’t. But next time I’ll ask.

And if you don’t know who Todd Solondz is, and haven’t seen any of his films, count yourself lucky.

Posted by eoin
Wed 19 Feb 2003
at 22:57

that’s cool, but i just didn’t like the way you put it, it made it sound as if our only idea of fun was getting wasted and forgetting stuff. speaking on my behalf, it’s not so much about getting wasted as just having a laugh with my friends, if i also happen to get wasted, then fair enough, its not like i go to get drunk, and my friends just happen to be there. and anyway, i never forget things. except what i was about to type next. fuck. i blame education, not beer, my brain is too full of stuff for me to be able to remember anything else. anyway, this isn’t particularly important, and should be hastily forgotten about. :p

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