i had a pretty crazy one a few days ago, it’s pretty long though. i was wandering round college looking for my final year project supervisor,he’s quite hard to get a hold of, but i found him in his office. i was trying to explain to him what the problem with my project was, but i kept losing my train of thought, because there was this noise in the background that kept stopping and starting. Adding to that, some kid, who was supposedly my supervisor’s son was in the office. he was doing all this college stuff that i’m supposed to be able to do, but am shit at, and he was only about ten, so i was getting freaked out. suddenly it was decided that our class were going to have a party in some stadium somewhere on the outskirts of the city. we got there and they were giving us all free sandwiches and stuff. soon people started puking, horrible white stuff like in jackass that time they ate all the hardboiled eggs. there were loads of people going round covered in white puke. Suddenly!the main event - a man standing behind a fence was going to eat the biggest sandwich of all time. it was the size of a table,a nd it was stretched out on the ground. we all crowded up against the fence, and some spanish looking girl with big boobs was standing beside me singing opera into a microphone. i still had my sandwich in my hand, and because the crowd was all pushed up against the fence, some of the mayonnaise off my sandwich got on her boobs(!). i apologised, and spoke to her for a minute. then i was elsewhere in the stadium, people still puking about the place, and some girl decided to show everybody her underwear, and then take large amounts of it off. but it was time to get back on the buses and go home. at this point we all discovered that there was a bunch of nazis worshipping satan and desecrating the graveyard next door. i think more happened but i can’t really remember the rest. you got any possible explanation?

Well, for starters, that wasn’t mayonnaise ;o)

what kind of sick fiend are you, it was on a sandwich, it must’ve been mayonnaise. unless……..

Well you cant read in dreams for starters, nobody can, it’s a way of telling that ur in a dream, if you read something and you cant understand then you go, hey I’m dreaming, then you can start to lucid dream and that is fecking great, really difficult to do tho…

Eoin - ur’s seems to be a dream about insecurity, ur afraid ur project isnt good, aswell as that, your afraid of people who are younger then you who have had more success, also, the sandwhich represents ur knob…

:)

the question is, which sandwich symbolises my knob -
1)the gigantic table sized one, or
2)the one that smeared mayonnaise on the girls boob, or
3) one of the ones that were making people sick?

i’m not sure which option is better,

in the first one, it means i’ve got a big knob, but some guy is trying his damndest to swallow it

the second one, i guess is ok, in that i symbolically ejaculate on some girls knockers,

the last option ain’t so good, i mean the human wang isn’t the most beautiful of nature’s creations, but i don’t think mine is so ugly as to make people sick.

Eoin, it’s probably all three:
-The table-sized one exemplifies your ego, that is to say, you’ve convinced yourself that you have a big knob, when in fact it’s just full of hot air.
-The second one, that’s just some kinky fetish that you have so the less said about that, the better.
-The last one, well, it’s not that it’s ugly per se, rather you feel (despite your ego telling you otherwise) that other people wouldn’t quite appreciate it in the same way as you do.
Then again, I’m no psychotherapist. Where are the professionals when you need them? Griet??

hmm.. from now on i will call you Dr. Phil

“The second one, that’s just some kinky fetish that you have so the less said about that, the better.”

Thats not a fetish, thats standard operating procedure

…it could also symbolise a fear of premature ejaculation

Well dear boys, i’m too shocked at the visuals of penises that have found their way into my brain to say much about it. But you’re all perverts. Including you Mac. Dreaming about Mass for crying out loud!
If you try to analyse someone else’s dream you say more about your own psyche than about that of the dreamer. So I don’t know who started the penis-talk… but he’s to blame.
*off to wash brain with soap*