1. What shampoo do you use?
Head & Shoulders. So ordinary, I know.
2. Do you use conditioner? What kind?
No I don’t. I don’t have enough hair.
3. When was the last time you got your hair cut?
About four weeks ago. I got a number three before my exams started.
4. What styling products do you use?
None. I’m not vain enough.
5. What’s your worst hair-related experience?
I don’t actually have one. Sorry to disappoint anyone.