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Chump change: a brilliantly scathing review of 50 Cent's new album

Here's a gem for you: "[50 Cent] is no big shakes as a rapper, but as a lyricist he's a disaster. He can't do metaphors - at one juncture he claims to have the dancefloor 'hot as a tea kettle' - and his idea of humour involves referring to fellatio as 'licking the lollipop'. He can't even insult people properly ... He calls Fat Joe fat, which, given that he already calls himself fat, seems unlikely to sting the very core of his being. Fat Joe himself is hardly among hip-hop's rapier wits - his wildly varied oeuvre includes Shit Is Real, Dat Gangsta Shit, We Run This Shit and Shit Is Real Part 2." #link