How long would it take before a zombie's muscles were no longer functional? Some people have too much time on their hands. But hey, you never know when you might need an answer to such a question. #link 2006.04.08 @ 18:37 // Aux // You were reading How long would it take before a zombie’s muscles were no longer functional?, a link posted with comment by MacDara Conroy. It is filed under Aux and was published in April 2006. If you liked what you read here, you can follow this site on Twitter @MacDaraBlogs or via reader feed, and find many more entries in the Archive. You can also buy me a Ko-fi.