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How seagulls and pepperoni got a man banned from a posh hotel

“One was just bouncing around on the windowsill and I was kind of losing my temper at this point, so I took off one of my shoes and I threw it in the direction of the seagull, and both the seagull and the shoe went out the window.” [c/o The Takeout] #link