Hello, world. I’m MacDara Conroy, and this is my blog.

I’m watching Cactus Jack vs Paul Orndorff at SuperBrawl III and I’m obsessed with Paul’s right arm; I’d honestly never noticed it before but now I can’t take my eyes off it #aside

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Glad yis are all enjoying yourselves at Metallica or The Cure. I’m trying to find the spoons to get out and see the Meat Puppets tomorrow night #aside

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It’s just you. Like I said when it came out, Tomorrowland is just Atlas Shrugged for kids https://t.co/DsUq24HUoC #aside

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Imagine if a bunch of arseholes picked a random word, say ‘biscuit’, and mass reported tweets with said word in a co-ordinated campaign. Twitter wouldn’t look at the motivation; they’d respond by suspending talk about biscuits. Biscuits! #aside

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Got my first front-page headline (kind of) on a big-time regional paper. I’ll take that as a win #aside

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It’s the sixth of June in a temperate zone of the northern hemisphere and I’ve just had to put the heating on #aside

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These new desktop speakers I got are great, but they make my office smell of wet paint #aside

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Ahh Shingo… #njbosj #aside

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Oh what delightful weather we’re having #aside

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Go away out of that with your ‘sass’ nonsense, makey-uppey micro-genre pedlars https://t.co/gmCSumwdNl #aside

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Got drenched on the way home from the shops. But I did meet a jaunty chihuahua on the way out, so swings and roundabouts #aside

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Seems like half the internet just crashed #aside

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This is actually a really good idea https://t.co/9sGUcLJDKv #aside

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In a clash between Royal Quest and TakeOver Cardiff, it’s a no-brainer that I’m watching the New Japan show live #aside

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So #NXTTakeOver is pretty great thus far #aside

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Hey, there’s a new album from one of my favourite singers https://t.co/bGJQcaY6E0 #aside

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*checks the calendar* https://t.co/jBbmVeJITj #aside

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